Unplayed Impressions - Star Wars 1313

I'm going to get this out the way first, I'am in no way shape or form a Star Wars fan. I've seen the movies, and found them boring and very coincidental, yet somewhat entertaining at some parts, but that's not what this article is about. This is about Star Wars 1313, now I knew about this game, when Gamefailers.com put out the teaser, and when it was on a cover of a new issue of GameInformer Magazine. It reminded me of a new version of Star Wars Bounty Hunter from the N64 era, just by looking at the picture I blessed you guys and gals with above. Now I was up late indulging my Persona 4 Arena fixation, when I decieded to check out Gamefailers.com, and I came across a new trailer for 1313. To my surprise, it rocked my fucking Gonads off, it was a blockbuster trailer. Then I saw gameplay... I couldn't help but scratch my head, with a confused look on my face and ask myself..."Is Naughty Dog making this!?". The whole gameplay trailer looked like something straight from the Uncharted series, now am I saying this is a bad thing. Fuck No! Uncharted did it, but they did it well. Gamers don't look at Uncharted and say well that looks like Gears of War, that's cause it developed it's own identity by taking ideas from other Games and Movies and making them look... Stylish.
1313 has already received the name Uncharted Wars by gamers, in my opinion the game looks good, familiar to another game... FUUUUUUCK YES!. Now I'm an Uncharted Fan Boy, but before you Drake fans start bad mouthing 1313, cause i know it's gonna happen. Let's give it a chance to shine, we did it for Uncharted.

Fallout 3 - So Far, So Wait, Huh!?

Now before you all go and start saying "UGH! WHAT!? You just started playing Fallout 3, fucking Noob!". Look dick the game was boring... at first, allow me to elaborate. I bought this game, a couple of months after launch, I played it for about and hour and some change, and couldn't get over how boring it was. I made it to the first town, which name sounds like it was named after a transforming Decepticon, and went off to explore the Wasteland. You want to know what happened... Super Mutants handed my ass back to me on a silver fucking platter. Those shit stains are everywhere I couldn't dodge them, so I quit playing the game.

This process recycled it self about 4 times since i had the game. Leave Vault 101, travel to Megaton, explore, GET YOUR DICK KICKED!. Although through the polluted fog of 1st and turd person shooters, I decided to give Fallout 3 another chance a week ago, and retraced some steps. I left Vault 101, traveled to Megaton, Talked to some people, and ended up in a Super Market filled with Raiders. You want to know what happened... I kicked ass, and chew bubblegum, since that I kept playing, and playing, and playing, and Whoa SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED!. I couldn't stand this game months before, now I'm hooked to the bitch like a Crackhead is to Cocaine. Once you get into the groove of what Fallout 3 is, it's a lot of fun. My favorite part of the game is that it's very survival oriented. My mistakes before is that I tried to play this game like a traditional 1st person shooter, now just to make it seem like something else. I mostly play the game in 3rd person, and switch to 1st person for the harder shots.
Now I'm not far into the game, I've only been doing side quests, so far I'm level 11, and just discovered Underworld, I haven't even met Three-dog yet, so I'm still at the beginning. Now if I beat this addicting heroine storm, maybe I'll give it my own review, but until then, so far, so good.

2nd Impressions - Persona 4 Arena

So just came from Gamestop, and I bought a popular series I had some idea existed but never looked into. Persona 4 Arena. Now let me just say this, i don't know what this game is about, im not familiar with any of the characters, I heard about Persona 4 Arena when it was first announced. I bought this game just on the sole purpose that it looked good. Little to my surprise, when I got home and pop it into my Xbox 360 tray, it is better than I hoped. It's flashy and entertaining, there is just one problem I have with the game... IT'S TOO DAMN EASY!. Now this is just my opinion, but the game doesn't feel like you need any sort of skill, cause you can just spam the x button and pull off the coolest looking combo ever, the cool part about it is that it makes you look like a pro at the game, and anyone can pick up this game and be good at it. So far me and my buddies are loving the game dispute the fact that we like a more challenging game, we're going to keep playing it, and maybe give it a more in depth review one day.

Unplayed Impressions - The Last of Us.

Now we all know that E3 2012 is here, and we as gamers have been keeping a close eye on things. Even to the greatest detail. The Last of Us is a game I have been keeping my eye on ever since I found out Naughty Dog was behind it. Everyone has been talking about this IP since it's debut trailer, but yesterday they release gameplay footage, and let me tell you. It's been quite a long time since a trailer gave me chills, Naughty Dog has found there nitch, and it's to deliver on the best possible gameplay story driven experience. I thought I was excited before... Hmph!... Now I'm freakin stoked.

Female Protaganist in Military Shooters

Now we have plenty of First Person Shooters, they are practically flooding the market, and plenty of people are getting quite fatigued by it, including myself. Now I like military shooters, but when they all begin to look alike and tell the same damn story, it gets.... well how do I say this... well it gets freaking boring. Another thing I noticed is, where's all the damn women.

Now I understand that there is going to be that one trollish asshole to say "Ugh who wants to play as a fucking girl" Hell I would like to see what they're side of spectrum of war looks like from there eyes. I've done I'm the male hardcore badass who's seen plenty of combat, I know there is women in the military, I know two who are currently in the marines.

If this is another marketing thing, and they are catering to just the male ego, then you know what... whatever, I'm just saying it would be nice to see a change, cause women play BF3 and MW as well as men.

Unplayed Impressions - Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2

So it's 4am and I'm having the worst insomnia ever created in the history of mankind, I can't sleep so I surf the web, to get the latest in E3 coverage. Now I was expecting to get a mediocre story on another shooter and how it makes it different from all other shooters when in clear black and white they are doing nothing different at all. From all the things covered this caught my eye more than the new Metal Gear... That right there, is a problem, that needs to be remedy. Castlevania: Lords of Shadow 2 the debut trailer rocked my socks like a high school girl losing her virginity on prom night. I was really impressed, it looks good, my only question is, where are the skyscrapers, taxis, business folk walking down crowded city streets, hopefully they will show more of that, cause I really like where the Lords of Shadow story is going.

Too Busy Gaming

Whoa!!! Man, games, games, games, too many of them are coming out and it's a little hard to keep up with all the great or mediocre titles. I've been tied up in so many games I didn't have time to write anything. Ha! no im just bullshiting myself, I had time just didn't feel like it at the time, but I've been playing so much i figure I show off what I have been playing.

Operation Raccoon City - A great game it is not, but fun non the less, can be a little frustrating but i had a blast with my buddies for the short time it lasted.

Shadows of the Damned -  I haven't been this entertained by a game in a long time. Yea I know it kinda plays to close to RE4, but the characters, and the atmosphere of the game really drew me in. I really hope that a sequel is on the way.

Max Payne 3 - Ughhh!!! *Sigh* Max Payne, Payne to the Max, what can I say about this... It rocked my socks Nuff Said.

Ghost Recon FS - Hmmm, I have mixed emotions about this, mostly cause it didn't feel like a Ghost Recon game to me. It felt like I was playing a game made by infinity ward. Ghosts of Duty.

Batman Arkham City GOTY - All I have to say about this is, MOTHAFUCKA IS IT AWESOME!!!

ok so as you can see I've been quite busy, don't worry I will be doing a old school game review soon, just you wait, a no holds barred fuck the bullshit review... yes i like to say fuck a lot. No editor can stop me, well cause I'm my own editor. got one more game coming this month and it's LOLLIPOP "FUCKING" CHAINSAW. stay tuned.